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Beginning tomorrow: Ring Ka King (American pro wrestling in India). The crowd seems to watch in absolute horror as Scott Steiner (in their eyes, he might as well be godzilla) goes on a “rampage”. India and pro wrestling seem to be a match made in heaven.
My brother and I were visiting the National Monument of Beavis and Butt-head. After checking out the main features of the monument, a small child showed us the secret back entrance. We bypassed the entire monument by walking through the wooden bridge hidden behind their heads. We felt very cool to know of this.
After we got out, we wandered around the area for a little. We stumbled upon this very small Neuroscience museum. We were surprised that it was there but, as it was the only thing to do in the area, we went in.
Unfortunately, the door was alarmed. A frustrated woman said through the window that we had to use the other entrance. We finally got in, and everything was very quiet. As we walked around, we noticed how frustrated all of the workers were. They were pissed that all the people that visited the museum were coming straight from the Beavis and Butt-Head monument, and that it wasn’t the clientele they were trying to attract. They wondered why the museum was placed there, in the first place.
At that time, a group of wild teenagers tried to get in through the window, and the alarm went off again. The workers became even more frustrated, asking each other why nobody even knows how to get in the place.
We left the museum and went to Nicky Bs, a restaurant in my home town. There we found a worker, Vito, from a rival restaurant called Francos. He was easily recognizable from his laugh. When asked why he was at this restaurant, he exclaimed that times are tough. We all had a great laugh: me, my friend Khatuna from Georgia, my friend Justin from North Jersey who is a wrestler, and another person I’ve never seen before who is apparently also a wrestler. We kept laughing as I woke up.